Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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