Kiss
Puke
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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