North Korea, Best Korea!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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