His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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