had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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