I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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