i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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