have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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