The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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