i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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