STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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