But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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