I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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