Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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