Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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