my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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