Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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