There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We have started to decorate penises.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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