Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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