just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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