I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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