she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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