party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
