these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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