Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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