Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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