Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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