That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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