I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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