he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
