I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
love makes seman taste better
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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