So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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