we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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