epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
