we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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