I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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