There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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