If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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