Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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