I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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