i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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