East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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