I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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