Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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