OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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