I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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