Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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