He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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