He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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