My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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