Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I can't turn off my feet"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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