so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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