party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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