I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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